I haven't been here for a longest time because I found myself a little miss sweetie from down there in new orleans. Also my computer got stolen by some gaud damn burglars! I got my hear damn computer fixed by taking in the social security and retirement checks.  Now I heard them terrorist attacked us again them cowards don't have no balls if you know what I mean. I also see that there Bush doing things like a commie by lettin them wetbacks into our country. I support them friends of the border patrol for taking down those dirty border hoppers. They could be terrorist lookin like a dirty mexican. Now I responded now you kids would stop thinkin I'm dead because I ain't dead I haven't been dead for 4 wars why would I be dead for this one.

I haven't been talkin on this here web page for the longest time you hear. You see that here Hurricane in florida destroy my here house. My computer and everything was ruin. Now I got me some insurance from when I was in the military. I got a new trailer and I got me a new computer too. I had to spend this entire guad damn time with those poor excuses of a family of mine. I had to stay in that there house with them actin all stupid all the damn time. Now I have missed all my mattlock shows because damn stupid grandson billy wants to watch that MTV shit. Now you see they have them colored people singin that crap these days, its all crap these days all them music is crap. Now you can't beat good ol' Bette Midler or Cab Calloway. Now them music is good to listen to. Now I am sure glad damn to hear that Bush won that there election instead of that damn kerry. Now I hope that here Bush institutes the draft. Then you youngins would being doing something other than eating and makin babies. Now I gotta go take nap now and watch the Rockford files.

Now I just got back from my trip from Orlando with my stupid pathetic excuse of a son and his stupid family. Now I went to that here Disneyword in Orlando and I tell ya what I saw some hot broads. Now that here Snow white now she's something but cinderalla now she is up my alley. Why I nearly got kicked outta that there park for grabbing some ass off of cinderalla. But my stupid pathetic excuse of son said to the security that was just senile. Now I went on all them rides too, now that pirates of the carribean now that there is fun ride. Why it brought me back to my army days when I was on a boat going on Omaha beach. Now to make that there park better that should put in a Bardello so you don't have to hang out with your family. Instead you hang out with a bunch hookers. Now I remember when that use to be popular to have your baredellos inside your theme parks for your sailors. Why they had them in them fairs.

Now there was some damn youngin that had to be straighten out over there. This youngin was singin winnie the poo song over and over again. I told that youngin now you listen here you keep on singing about that winnie the shit and I'll throw off this here monorail. Why back in my day kids like you weren't even aloud to be part of society they would be grind up for dog food.Now my stupid grandson Billy he tried to be all cute and bought me those mikey mouse ears. So I throw them mikey mouse ears outside the monorail. He said but grandpa the grandpa in the commerical was wearing one I told him Billy! That grandpa never served in any war because he was a fruit and a commie coward.

I tell ya you damn kids keep on botherin me to post all them stuff. I can't post cause I'm tired all them time and I'm watchin matlock you hear. So I write I when I want to you hear?

Now....I just wanna talk about whats goin on here in our country. Now them insurgents over there in Iraq have been killin our soldiers. They have been cuttin their heads off, now I know how we can fix you see we should cut their dicks off. Each al quida terrorist we capture we chop their dicks off with an american knife for each time they cut one of our boys heads off. You see here back in my day we could that, but those damn democrats and hippis said it was wrong. I see the same shit all over again with them hippis comming back. Why back in my day I use to tackle them down and em a hair cut. Now that damn kerry guy is gonna ruin everything for this country, so you kids don't vote for him understand now?

Now for what's going on in my life. I have been driving my nurse crazy. Why everytime she bends over I have to grab some cushion you see. She calls me dirty old man in her native cuban tongue. I say woman that's part of the job. Now my neighbor next door Robert, now he's an asshole why he came with his here dog and started shitin in my here lawn. So I take my here shovel and I digged the shit up, then I put that piece of shit on his new mercedes car you see. Now that's what he gets for his dog shittin on my lawn and for buying a damn kraut car.